HCBell Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 It has been brought to the attention to the Chief of Police, AKA MOM that Mr. Jalapeno Pepper is missing. The complaint was filed by Mrs. Pepper, who is suffering from an earlier assault from two heathens hiding in fur coats. She is expected to survive. Mrs. Pepper states that all was well this morning until she looked over to her husband?s pot, only to find a hole and his plant steak. We called together the usual suspects: Don?t let the cute faces fool you, they were convicted in the Carrot Massacre in April of 2006. These monsters should be put away for life, before they destroy all projects planted and maintained by the resident caretakers Patrick (6) and Alison (3). Officer mom walked the yard with the suspects at her heels, but no evidence has been found. The whereabouts of Mr. Pepper is still unknown, but foul play is suspected. Meanwhile Mrs. Pepper has been relocated to a safe house under the protection and watchful eye of Mr. Strawberry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrisK Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL! Oh...sorry, I hope Mrs. Pepper will survive this horrible experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileyzookie Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL!!! Well I think they look innocent enough. I mean just look at those muggs... how can you accuse them lol - I feel sorry for whoever assaulted Mr. Pepper though, yikes bathroom issues later I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixie_Girl Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Thank you! Thank you! That was just what I needed today! Without pawprints, you must assume they are innocent! Tell them to give me a call. I got Snoopy's number! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bc friend Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Well,IF they did it, it must have been self-defense. Mr. Pepper was obviously emitting fumes dangerous to their self-control! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth G Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 lol...not to worry..hehe...the truth always comes out in the end...sorry couldn't resist.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahevvie Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 That's hilarious! They look so innocent!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL! That empty pot is just hilarious... I know, I should be more respectful for the victim, but I can't stop giggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandra s. Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL...they sure know how to look innocent! Are you sure that Mr Strawberry, well-meaning as he may be, isn't a bit too eager to comfort Mrs Pepper? In that last picture, it looks like she'd rather have a bit of space of her own right now (she looks a bit pale and is stiffly leaning away from him...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileyzookie Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL sandra lol That Mr. Strawberry looks guilty in my opinion.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvlucy Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 if they ate that pepper, i have heard they should eat ice cream right after. still lol gwen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixie_Girl Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 I agree, Mr. Strawberry looks to be over-stretching his bounds! Perhaps we need to know the where abouts of HIM! Poor dogs! Looks like Mr. Strawberry may have got THEM in a "jam"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fooshuman Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 It was Mrs. Pepper with a rake on the patio! Those 2 dogs are innocent! Look at them cute faces!! How could they be guilty of anything besides being cute! Thanks I needed a smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karrie Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Rofl. Reminds me of when Kookie my previous border cat decided to eat every single pepper off my Thai Pepper Plant. How she pulled that off is a mystery to me. I like HOT peppers but those were hotter than HOT. I would string them and wash my hands 10 or more times and still not be able to put a single finger on my tongue much less my eyes and I had to get my contacts out! That plant was loaded down at the time so she ate a good ceral bowl full or more. I did notice both bowls of water were gone. The next day there was a bit of fussing when someone had to go use the litter box. Mrs. Pepper may be worried that Mr. Strawberry, sweet man that he is, just can't handle the job of protecting anyone from Mr. Pepper's kidnappers. Miss Prickly Black berry and Mr. Thornberry Rose mite be better suited for the job. And if they can hack it, send in the Burr squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nancy Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Ooh, Mr. Strawberry looks like he's oozing over into Mrs. Pepper's space. Looks mighty suspicious to me. In investigating this, who has the most to gain? Just what would those two lovely little pups gain? Nothing but indigestion. Looks to me as if Mr. Strawberry is the most likely culprit. He sure seems to have the hots (pun intended0 for Mrs. pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoe Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL. You guys are all wierd, you know that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileyzookie Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL the hots for Mrs. Pepper lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixie_Girl Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Before y'all laugh off the notion of Mr.Strawberry, please take note that Mrs. Pepper is definiately leaning away from his out reach! Laugh now! I think we know the culprit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Anne Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 I don't know about the guilt part, dosen't look like a black and white closed case to me. There is a definate grey area here!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitch Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 That was hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing. Sandra - that was exactly what I was thinking...Mrs. Pepper doesn't look too comfortable in her "currant" position! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmetteabrakai Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I'm still chuckling , I hope Mrs. pepper rests easier and and that Mr. Strwberry keeps them both out of a Jam. Were not wierd, were creative Andrea D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kassies mom Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Of course we're creative...we're BC owners. I think Mrs. Pepper is holding out for a doctor....anyone know Dr Pepper ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixie_Girl Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 ROFLMAO! Okay, Lynn, that was the BEST! Oh, yeah, creative alright! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrisK Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 OH NO....DR. PEPPER.....groan Thanks for adding a bright light to a dreary day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCBERRI Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 OMG!!!I am laughing so hard that my co-workers have come in to check on me twice!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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