geonni banner Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Ok, so I googled the "Australian Cattle Collie" to find out if there really is such a thing. There is... AND, there's an outfit that calls itself "The American Canine Hybrid Club." (Founded by the decendants of PT BARNUM?) No really. I s**t you not. They list - wait for it..... - 871 registerable hybrids, (with an addendum that says "OTHER HYBRIDS WILL BE ADDED AS DEMANDED BY BREEDERS." Among these varied hybrids (and some are improbable indeed!) are: Australian Cattle Dog x Boston Terrier Boston Cattle Dog Australian Cattle Dog x Cocker Spaniel Blue Spaniel Australian Cattle Dog x Collie Cattle Collie Dog Australian Cattle Dog x Siberian Husky Ausky Australian Shepherd x Australian Terrier Miniature Australian Shepterrier Australian Shepherd x Border Collie Border-Aussie Australian Shepherd x Golden Retriever Australian Retriever Australian Shepherd x Labrador Retriever Sheprador Australian Shepherd x Miniature Schnauzer Confetti Australian Shepherd Australian Shepherd x Poodle Aussie-Poo Border Collie x Labrador Retriever Borador Border Collie x Poodle Bordoodle Border Collie x Shetland Sheepdog Border Sheepdog Some of the mix names were so funny I almost wet my pants. and.... "PLEASE NOTE: The first breeder to create a new hybrid cross has the opportunity to name it if chosen to do so. If the breeder does not choose to name a new hybrid, our office will do so. Once a name has been selected, that name will be used for all successive litters of that particular hybrid." They will register your litter for the modest fee of $5.00 plus $1.00 for each puppy. Poodle x Westie Wee-Poo (wherever we please!) Papillon x Russian Toy Terrier Cherokee Monarch Miniature Australian Shepherd x Papillon Austi-Pap (sounds like something you put off going to the doctor for...) Mastiff x Rottweiler English Mastweiler ( something you put Bag Balm on?) Kerry Blue Terrier x Miniature Schnauzer Kerrblushcnauz (geshundheit!) Jack Russell Terrier x Pomeranian Jack-A-Ranian (for Republicans only!) Havanese x Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier Hava-Wheat (stays crunchy, even in milk!) Havanese x Pomeranian Ewokian (Has anyone told George Lucas about this?) Great Pyrenees x Poodle Pyredoodle (well, s**t fire!) Cocker Spaniel x Toy Fox Terrier Foxker (now that's just RUDE!) Cocker Spaniel x Shiba Inu Shocker Cocker Spaniel x Min Schnauzer Schnocker (likes a nip now and then...) Chihuahua x Dachshund Chiweenie (not the ones I've seen!) Cairn Terrier x Poodle Poocan (and a window to throw it out of!) Bullmastiff x Labrador Retriever Bullmasador (Ole'!) Bullmastiff x Dogue de Bordeaux Bully Bordeaux (the perfect wine to have with deep-fried twinkies...) American Eskimo x Beagle American Eagle Dog (another breed for Republicans.) I don't know whether to laugh or cry... Check it out. http://www.achclub.com/index.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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