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How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?



1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed


14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently


7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs


1 to move it to the Lighting section


2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section


7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs


5 to flame the spell checkers


3 to correct spelling/grammar flames


6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid


2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"


15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct


19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum


11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum


36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty


7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs


4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's


3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group


13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"


5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy


4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"


13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"


1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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HEY !!!

You forgot one poster from Belgium to remind -or warn- you all about the veeery famous French pop singer Claude Francois , who DIED fried to a crisp changing a light bulb whilst having a bath ... millions of fans brushing their teeth and bathing in the dark for years :rolleyes::D:D

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Speaking of light bulbs -- has anyone ever heard of the "Chuchunco Light Bulb Club ?" -- I heard both bad and good things about the trainer, who they say is a former electrician, and I've been thinking of become a member as I've seen than Bulby has a good brighting drive. Any information would be appreciated.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Here's how different breeds of dogs would change a lightbulb:

German Shepard - I'll change the light bulb, but first, do a perimeter check to ensure it's safe to enter in the dark, then afterwards, I'll secure the area in the light.

Jack Russell - Lightbulb? Sure, don't even need a ladder, I'll just get it on my way up, my way up, my way up...

Boxer - Change the bulb? Where's my squeaky toy? Change the bulb? Where's my squeaky toy? Or yeah, change the bulb?

Labrador - Changing the bulb, I'm changing the bulb, I'm changing the bulb, I'm changing the bulb.

Border Collie - Not only will I change the bulb, I'll upgrade your electrical panel while I'm at it.

Poodle - I'll get the Border Collie to do it...

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Katendarby, my husband and I had a good laugh over your dog list! I just came upon a variation that ends with a cat's comment:



Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?



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