Catu Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixie_Girl Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 ROFLMAO!!!! Oh, that is too funny! Is it too true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack & Co. Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Hilarious and oh so true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSmitty Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Too funny! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo&Tex Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Very funny! Isn't there another one about how many breeds of dogs it takes to change a light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileyzookie Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 that is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BustopherJones Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Considering that this is a clear representation of reality, I fail to see the humor... :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anda Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 LOL, this is too funny How true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat's Dogs Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 lol!!! I am on only one forum (this one) and yet I still see how true it is! Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anda Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbsThose are the ones that drive me nuts and cut off all the fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth G Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Very funny post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mado Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 HEY !!! You forgot one poster from Belgium to remind -or warn- you all about the veeery famous French pop singer Claude Francois , who DIED fried to a crisp changing a light bulb whilst having a bath ... millions of fans brushing their teeth and bathing in the dark for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue R Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 How about the dozen or so who ask if you got your light bulb from rescue or, at the very least, a proven and reputable producer of working-bred light bulbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dal & Mad's Mom Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 No I like the one who doesnt ask and proceeds to give you a lecture on that fact your dog is show bred even though he is a rescue and you are his 3rd home. Thanks for the laugh this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catu Posted September 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Speaking of light bulbs -- has anyone ever heard of the "Chuchunco Light Bulb Club ?" -- I heard both bad and good things about the trainer, who they say is a former electrician, and I've been thinking of become a member as I've seen than Bulby has a good brighting drive. Any information would be appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katendarby Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Here's how different breeds of dogs would change a lightbulb: German Shepard - I'll change the light bulb, but first, do a perimeter check to ensure it's safe to enter in the dark, then afterwards, I'll secure the area in the light. Jack Russell - Lightbulb? Sure, don't even need a ladder, I'll just get it on my way up, my way up, my way up... Boxer - Change the bulb? Where's my squeaky toy? Change the bulb? Where's my squeaky toy? Or yeah, change the bulb? Labrador - Changing the bulb, I'm changing the bulb, I'm changing the bulb, I'm changing the bulb. Border Collie - Not only will I change the bulb, I'll upgrade your electrical panel while I'm at it. Poodle - I'll get the Border Collie to do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack & Co. Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Katendarby, my husband and I had a good laugh over your dog list! I just came upon a variation that ends with a cat's comment: CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light? ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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