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Okay, here are the rules:

Each person gets to contribute 1 one-liner about Border Collies; NO LISTS!

Each person gets only one turn.

The one-liner must be original; no famous (or infamous) quotes.

Others are not allowed to criticize a contribution (except, of course, Eileen; she can do whatever she pleases).

 

As the originator of the thread, I have the prerogative to cheat, so I will start things off with 2:

Border Collies are God's proof to man that Intelligent Design works.

Border Collies are proof that the shortest distance between two points is a semi-circle.

 

Have fun!!!

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