BustopherJones Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I thought you might enjoy the following famous dog quotes; some we have already seen as "signatures" on this board. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. - M. Acklam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. - Dave Miliman If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. - Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anda Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Clever sayings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandra s. Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Most of those couldn't be more true, but this fellow: You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry has obviously never lived with a BC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitch Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Sandra, that picture cracks me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandra s. Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Originally posted by Kitch:Sandra, that picture cracks me up! Thanks, I like it too! Because even though the " " is pure coincidence, she probably WAS thinking something similar at the time (and if she knew what " " means, I'd have a whole lot of pictures like that). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileyzookie Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 LOL Sandra, im so jealous. You have the cutest dang dog. Those are great sayings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mado Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 As Madame de S?vign? said long ago , "the more I see of men , the more I admire dogs" http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d14/tamyr/DSC07945.jpg I'm sorry I can't seem to do it any other way , I'm just hopeless , but what I mean is *she's a lady* no ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BustopherJones Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 This might work: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileyzookie Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 you know that webpage address (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d14/tamyr/DSC07945.jpg)? copy that, go into the "full reply form" and at the bottom portion just to the right of the smileys is a tab called "image". Click on that, and a box comes up. Put that webpage address in the box that pops up and hit enter. and congrats there it is ! Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoku's mum Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Love the one about the poodle cult... Our old guy Spencer (gone but not forgotten!) got along great with most dogs, the exception being big ones with haircuts! Thanks for the great sayings, and the bbpppphhwwww from Sandra. Kristin and Hoku the hokey pokey boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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