TaliC2007 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I'm sure this has been posted before, but I ran across it and thought it was cute. Leash: A strap that attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your owner where you want him or her to go. Make sure that you are waiting patiently with leash in mouth when your owner comes home from work. This immediatly makes your owner feel guilty and the walk is lengthened by a good 10 minutes. Dog Bed: Any soft, clean surface, such as a white bedspread, newly upholstered couch or the dry cleaning that was just picked up. Drool: What you do when your owners have food and you don't.To do this properly, sit as close as you can, look sad and let the drool fall to the floor or better yet on their laps. Sniff: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs or those people that sometimes smell like dogs. Garbage Can: A container your neighbors put out weekly to test your ingenuity.Stand on your hind legs and push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right, you are rewarded with food wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume, moldy crusts of bread and sometimes even an old Nike. Bicycles: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The rider swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away. Thunder: A signal the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling, panting, rolling your eyes wildly and following at their heels. Wastebasket: A dog toy filled with paper, envelopes and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house. This is particularly fun to do when there are guests for dinner and you prance around with the contents of that very special bathroom wastepaper basket! Sofas: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean. If there are people sitting on the couch just include them as a handy wipe. Bath: A process owners use to clean you, drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. Lean: Every good dog's response to the command "sit," especially if your owner is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events. Love: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction, shared by you and your owner. Show it by wagging your tail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Aww that's great. The Thunder one is probably the best, made me laugh out loud. Great post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OurBoys Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 That's great, Tammy! I can relate to more than one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaliC2007 Posted October 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Heh, I liked the Sofa. I also posted this twice on accident. Second time I have done that, I should be fired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat's Dogs Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 That was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo Peep Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 How cute. I haven't seen it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoku's mum Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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