Jordi44 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman, KS ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City! ______________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, ! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala. _______________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS ___________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments. ________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less. ____________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi! _______________________________________________________ stay alert They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE God Help us!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrisK Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 yep, do know some folks like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anda Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 ha ha ha Thanks for the laughs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BustopherJones Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Stupid people shouldn't breed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordi44 Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 I think the dumber they are, the faster they breed. Had an art teacher and biology teacher in high school (married to each other) that had at least 3 kids in 4 years - or maybe it was 4 kids in 3 years - they bred like rabbits, at any rate. The joke was that they didn't know how it was happening so kept trying to figure it out - sad thing was, besides it was probably true, the other teachers were saying it as well as the students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixie_Girl Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 You can't fix stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nancy Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 I sent this to my brother and my kids. I swear I know these idiots - or their relatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat's Dogs Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Wow! None of those are from around here - there must be a mistake! LOL! Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Ok lets give credit where credit is due....if there weren't idiots like that, we wouldn't get a good laugh every now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronHorse Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Everyone has the right to be stupid, Some just abuse the priviledge. Thanks for the chuckles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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