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Some of you might disagree...........

 

 

How to win at every trial

 

1. Never enter a trial

2. Set up a trial course at your place.

3. Run your dogs every day

4. Invite a friend (friends) over and work your dogs and share information with each other and have a fun day for you and your dogs.

5. Attend clinics as a spectator. This will save money and you could attain a great deal of information.

 

Benefits

 

1. You do not have to pay entrance fees

2. You save time and gas

3. You do not have to deal with narcissistic dog owners

4. When you do not win you do not have to blame your dog, sun wasn't right, or you got the worst sheep etc. (Maybe it was your fault?)

5. So you see you can win at every trial.....at your place

6. Last but not least, your dog will love you for your effort on his behalf.

 

The only true competition is the competition with yourself.

 

William F. McDermott

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Ha, I'm sure this is tongue in cheek. But the funny thing is, you still won't win every trial!

 

I've never tried this, don't trial much, and never set up a trial course at my place, but I do know that I can do the same darn set of chores every day and there will be days that something throws a monkey wrench in the works. Yesterday, for instance, Ted suddenly found it absolutely impossible to flank down a berm full of sheep to turn them back, something he's done 300 times previously with no problem.

 

Sheep and dogs (read: stock and dogs) exist to keep us humble, I believe. :rolleyes:

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How to win at every trial:

 

Enter with the attitude that you're going out to have fun with friends and admire some great dogs and what they can do.

Pack a big dose of humility to take with you.

Remember that every dog has his day!

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I can definitely agree with those!

 

I got another. Bring Laura Carson and stake out a spot near her cooler, tent, or both. Score? Who cares? Pass the broccoli salad, please!

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I quit trialling (at the very low level of Novice) and continued volunteering - all the fun and none of the anxiety. And I love the volunteering. But, one of these days, maybe I'll get the courage back up and ...

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I got another. Bring Laura Carson and stake out a spot near her cooler, tent, or both. Score? Who cares? Pass the broccoli salad, please!

 

:rolleyes: My secret is out - bring enough food and the public humiliation is only a secondary concern. I think for Nick's debut in Open next month I'll be bringing TWO coolers and one of those funnel cake stand thingies.

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I'm thinking about moving Billy up to Open at that same trial, after a grand total of 1 Ranch run. Perhaps we should plan a margarita party that evening... :rolleyes:

 

 

Wait would this be the same trial that Jen and I have out debut to trialing for the first time EVER? HA Ha I guess I need to bring LOTS of food and adult beverages!

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I'm thinking about moving Billy up to Open at that same trial, after a grand total of 1 Ranch run. Perhaps we should plan a margarita party that evening... :rolleyes:

 

I think it wouldn't hurt to hedge my bets at this point, so you're on for margarita party. So that makes two coolers, funnel cake thingie, and margaritas. I'd also like to order up more than one portajohn this time.

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I have a needle point wall hanging that has a special place on my kitchen wall:

 

Think Positive

 

If you think you are beaten,

you are.

 

If you think you dare not,

you don't

 

Success begins with your own will

It's all in your state of mind

 

Life's battles are not always won

by those who are stronger or faster.

 

Sooner or later, the person who wins

is the person who thinks he can

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Wait would this be the same trial that Jen and I have out debut to trialing for the first time EVER? HA Ha I guess I need to bring LOTS of food and adult beverages!

 

Dude. We might suck but we'll never know the difference. :rolleyes: If we get everyone else involved in this then they won't either. Sounds like a good plan for total trial-world domination. Or something.

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Dude. We might suck but we'll never know the difference. :D If we get everyone else involved in this then they won't either. Sounds like a good plan for total trial-world domination. Or something.

 

 

I'll keep everyong distracted at the "food tent" while you run if you do the same for me :rolleyes:

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Some of you might disagree...........

How to win at every trial

 

1. Never enter a trial

2. Set up a trial course at your place.

 

 

My question would be why? Why set up a course at home if you don't intend to run in ISDS style trials? Even if you do intend to run in trials, most good handlers I know don't run courses in training. It bores the dogs, makes it hard to actually train (the need for corrections best observed close at hand, and best delivered close at hand), and makes handlers lazy.

 

The corollary to this approach usually goes:

1. Never enter a trial.

2. Work your dogs only at home.

3. Claim that you and your dogs could be National Champions if only you didn't hate dealing with "narcissistic dog owners" and parking in the shade of huge trailers.

4. Breed said dogs.

 

And as for (5), it barely needs mentioning that if everyone took this approach, there would be no clinics.

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Com'on Pearse, it's about finding a means to produce external gratification in which to make yourself feel good, winning makes you feel good, don't matter how you win... does it? BTW you only win as long as you don't let anyone stay in your sandbox that can beat you, either kick them out, set them up or hold them back..see you win...Rule Change!!!!

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Okay, I gotcha all. Ted's been in N/N once, PN once, and I'll be (I hope) running at Roy and Debbie's in Ranch. No need to distract y'all - it will be quite short I'm sure. :rolleyes:

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Omigosh, I wonder if I have anything lying around the house I can hock for enough funds to get me to Breezy Hill that weekend. This could totally redefine drinking and driving.

 

My wee bitch sticks on her outruns in unfamiliar places and has yet to run even at N/N, while my older dog may have topped out somewhere short of a competent P/N run. Or maybe he just doesn't like the heat. Actually, I know he doesn't like the heat, but that's beside the point.

 

We could help with the train wrecks! And the not-looking! :-)

 

Hope you all have a blast, wish I could be there.

 

Liz S

& assorted sheep-pursuing varmints lacking finesse in PA

 

Okay, I gotcha all. Ted's been in N/N once, PN once, and I'll be (I hope) running at Roy and Debbie's in Ranch. No need to distract y'all - it will be quite short I'm sure. :rolleyes:
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Dark Chocolate Covered Ginger

 

To. Die. For. Assuming this is the same stuff.

 

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ETA: I'll bring energy squares - I'm fond of the honey pistacio and the cacao but I'll take requests (from the Nuts Online site). They are nice to nibble in the heat - they hold up well and aren't too heavy or sweet.

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