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And only with special credits, appropriate headgear, and full working knowledge of the appopriate use of safety ropes can you go to Debbie's smiley-alien011.gif

 

 

Hey now!! We closed the borders and are shooting down alien lifeforms :rolleyes:

 

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That's a major POOH Violation to shoot a the Sh** and the A** members. We will have to discuss your punishment.

 

Until then, prepare for attack! Pooh plans to assimilate or destroy!

 

 

Sorry...I don't accept POOH titles on my planet, prepare for deportation.....

 

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have a good day :rolleyes:

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Now open:

 

Mary's Little Lamb Herding School.

 

Now your little furkid can become a champion herding dog. Just think of all the money his/her pups will be worth.

 

Our classes can be taylored made just for you. and your dog. Your choice of treats tied to the little lambs tails. Choose from liver, hot dogs, or for the elite herding--steak..Also included matching bandanas for you and your dog..your choice of colors. Safety is stressed at all times. We will never ask you or your dog to get in front of the sheep. Every dog will leave here a champion herding dog..complete with certificate, ribbons and trophy and bragging rights .just think how proud you will be.

 

For those that live to far away or don't like to get dirty sign up for our online courses. Included in that life size cut out sheep that you and your dog will be able to practice with at home in the privacy of your own living room.

 

You've read what the rest of these folks have to offer now sign up with the best (me Mary and her Little Lambs)

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New Revolutionary Sheepherding School!

 

We teach all levels from complete novice to advanced novice and all novices in between.

 

To eliminate the dangers of using live animals we now have ROBOSHEEP. No worrying about Fi Fi getting hurt! Robosheep work entirely on solar power. So they are even good for the environment. We leave them in our field when not in use for that nice pastoral effect.

As the sheep run on solar power we try to run only advanced novice on hazy days when the sheep can be kind of heavy, and on very sunny days when they are extremely light. Complete novice classes are held on partly cloudy days. No classes during the rainy season.

 

We offer certificates and titles for completion of each novice level.

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Looking for a new approach to training I found a site last night, check out Dancing Hearts Holistic Learning Center.

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