IronHorse Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 REAL NEWSPAPER ADS FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while. Better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. AND THE BEST ONE: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangs13 Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 OMG thats hilarious!Thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileyzookie Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 LOL!!! I love the gay bull one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixie_Girl Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 ROFLMAO! Yeah, when I met Mr. Right, I didn't know his first name was Always! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyoBC Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Those are great. It's weird what people say in papers. God Bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandra s. Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 LOL!! I wish people had more of that kind of humour here! Btw I love this, too Yeah, when I met Mr. Right, I didn't know his first name was Always! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileyzookie Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 I love this one too kitten or husband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nancy Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 smileyzookie, Got to note, the cat does not make it and either-or deal; the husband does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet Hannigan Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Thanks for the laugh. I'm a Yank over here in Ireland and those reminded me of good ole (unintentional?) American humor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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