This is silly, BUT... I need a good BC oneliner!

[Joe Anne]

Ok, this is really silly, and a bit funny, :)BUT... I need a really gooood, comeback for my brother in law, who has rough collies, and keeps saying, " our BC's are called Border Collies, because they are borderline collies, not "REAL!" collies!

Now I know this is really stupid, and I have held my own with him with factual knowledge about BC's but.....Now don't get me wrong I love my 2 neice doggies to little pieces, they are beautiful, sweet and smart but again,.... there really is NO comparison between the 2 of them together and my " 1 " Border Collie boy alone..

I would just like to see if anyone can give me a good one liner, a good smart a-- remark to say back to him..!

Just thought this might be a fun thread!!!!

[FishinBC]

Tell him that Collies are ONLY half the name and half the brains!

 

(We had a collie collie when I was a kid, my BC's are way smarter!

[Meg's mum]

Tell him they're called Border Collies becausse they have borderline personality disorder so if I were you I'd be very quiet and avoid any sudden movements.

[Dixie_Girl]

Tell him that rough collies came out of Border Collies, and it was the back half!

[FishinBC]

Oh dixie I like yours better!

[fooshuman]

"If it's not a Border Collie, it's just a dog!"

 

Used to have a bumper sticker on my old bronco that said that. I bought it from here.

 

http://www.bordercollies.com/

[nancy]

Rough Collies are ssort of roughly collies. On a good day.

[Joe Anne]

Hey ya'll are gooooood! Feels good to laugh!!!

[Dixie_Girl]

JoeAnne I know how ya feel! I have a brother and sister-in-law that have two boxers! We are always trading barbs. But secretly, I hate them dang dogs! No training at all! But, I smile and get to say whatever crap I want and they think it all in fun! heh heh,,,,,don't y'all let on now!

[mudthirsty]

"Only in a Border Collie"

[laurie etc]

I like this one...

[Dixie_Girl]

Laurie, now that is a great bumper snicker! Where did you find it?

[laurie etc]

Originally posted by Dixie_Girl:

Laurie, now that is a great bumper snicker! Where did you find it?

I can't remember - saved it off the internet somewhere a while back (I liked it cuz of the red dog)...

 

Oh, and for the one-liner...just tell your collie friends that

"In the time it took "Lassie" to go tell someone that Timmy was in the well; a Border Collie would have dialed 911 for back-up, thrown a rope to Timmy, hoisted Timmy out with his teeth, adminstered CPR and served him up a bottle of Coca-Cola and a Moonpie."

[Dixie_Girl]

Oh, Laurie, that has to be the best yet! That is the perfect one! Got the Border Collie down pat with that one!

[BustopherJones]

My border Collie is smarter than your dog that's smarter than an honor student.

 

We're talking about real Border Collies; anything else is a Barbie Collie.

[Jennifer Glen]

Ahhh, poor rough collies! I still like them and I used to have them, until I grew up.

Jenny

[Joe Anne]

I love em too, actually just being a dog (or any critter), is good enough for me!!

I do like the Lassie and Timmy one, that's good. I also really like the " Border Collies everything you have ever heard is true"!!! Yeah buddy! Certainly everything I have heard anyone on these boards say about their BC, I have either experienced/witnessed with my own BC's or BC's in my training classes...

Ya gotta love em... they can bring out every emotion I possess, but most of all love and laughter!

[J&D]

Start calling his dog "Rough Draft"

[Kitch]

Originally posted by J&D:

Start calling his dog "Rough Draft"

ROFLMAO! I love it!

[Kerrigan]

These are great - you guys are Go-o-o-o-d!!! I absolutely love the Rough Draft one!